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You know, one of these days, I should really start my own "Marketing Firm" ! Ha-Ha... I really do think I have lost what is "left" of my mind though... Maybe Randy can use a few when the time comes

Custom Triumph Tee Shirt sayings….

"Most anybody can cut a boat in half and it float, but we can glue ours back together again"

"We can hit ours with a sledge hammer and NOT spend a dime in repairs, can you?"

"Can I hit your hull with my sledge hammer?"

"Ok, I hit the dang_______ (you fill in the blank) at 20 knots, so what's your point?"

"And here you thought that Bumper Cars were fun!"

"I don't care how big that fish is.... He is not going to out run my_________ equipped Triumph even IF he heads for the ROCKS you sissy!

"Yep, the Coast Guard called me the other day. They said they needed to barrow my boat again for yet another SAR mission!"

“3 things that will survive a nuclear attack”

• Roaches
• Cher
• My Triumph Boat

“Yep, Mr. Miyagi would sure hate this stuff…”

• No Sanding
• No Painting
• No Waxing!

Name 3 things no longer needed in the modern world?

• 8 Track players
• Wax
• Fiberglass!

Name 3 non-stick surfaces?

• Teflon
• Politicians
• Roplene!

Compared to Roplene, Superman is a Sissy!

Better pray that the BORG or the CYLONS don’t get a hold of this stuff, or the Galaxy is Toast!

Wears like IRON, stays white like RICE… Roplene!

And here you thought Icebreakers were tough!

Hurricane Proof! Triumph Boats…

Insurance company called, said zero detectable was “NO EXTRA CHARGE!”

Tough like IRON smooth as “Snakes on Glass” Triumph Boats!

You wish your Truck body was this TOUGH!

Sorry you have leave to go WAX your boat again…

Roplene… Resistance is Futile!

So THAT is a dock? Now here I thought was a just long guide-on for my boat trailer!

Who needs FENDERS! Triumph Boats….

Oyster Bars, Rocks, Low Tide… To boldly go / fish where no boat has gone before! Triumph Boats…

What is WAX? Triumph Boats…

Have you ever seen your cooler…
1. Crack
2. Fade
3. Sink
Now do you get the picture?

Took 3 weeks to hand build your hull, 45 minuets to “cook” mine… Now tell me how many generations did you have to finance yours for?

You think Kevlar is tough? Let me hit your Hydro Sport with a hammer! Triumph Boats…

Think your boat is fast? Wake me up when you’re done WAXING it!

Race you home… Just call me and wake me up when you done WAXING it!

Think I am going to go home and take my wife out for dinner… Call me for breakfest when you done WAXING your boat!

Speed is King alright, I’ll have the cover on mine LONG before yours is even clean…

Man those RUST stains look real nasty… Have fun getting that off your GLASS hull!

No shine, No Wax, No Sweat… Triumph Boats!

Just Flush and Wear… Triumph Boats!

For the best results Water Daily… Triumph Boats!

No rush at all, it takes me longer to PARK IT than clean it… Triumph Boats!

Yep, banged up another Stainless prop the other day… Sure wish they made the prop out of the same stuff the HULL is!

Roplene, what Black Boxes are made from!

If they can’t make the entire Aircraft from Black Box material, then how about Roplene?

Roplene, it’s even tougher than your Mother in Law! (even I have to admit that is a classic)

Roplene, 5 times tougher and will last even longer than your FIBERGLASS Boat Loan!

Got Roplene?

Stronger than Bill Gates Wallet! Triumph Boats...