|
|
|||||||
| Home | Visitors | Forums | Photos | Articles | Classifieds | Reviews | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read | Register | Info |
| Triumph in General General discussion of Triumph Boats |
| Welcome to the Triumph Boat Owners Network forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to our "Visitors" page and to view Classified Ads from our members. If you currently own a Triumph or Logic Boat we welcome you to register and join our Captains Club in order to participate in our forums. As a Captains Club Member you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), view and upload photos in our Photo Gallery, respond to polls, upload content, user our free Classified Ads and access many other special features. But you must own a Triumph or Logic Boat in order to register as a member. We are currently offering a free 1-year subscription to the Captains Club to Triumph Boat Owners. If you choose to renew your subscription the following year the renewal fee is only $15.00. Our registration system is moderated and you must enter all the information requested in order to join our Triumph Boat Owner Captains Club. If you own a Triumph or Logic Boat we invite you to join our community today! You can learn more about the Captains Club here. If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
| Visit Our Sponsor | |
 |
|
| Interested in advertising with us? | |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
05-18-2006, 02:45 AM
|
||||
|
||||
Triumph Tee Shirt Statements
You know, one of these days, I should really start my own "Marketing Firm" ! Ha-Ha... I really do think I have lost what is "left" of my mind though... Maybe Randy can use a few when the time comes
 Custom Triumph Tee Shirt sayings…. "Most anybody can cut a boat in half and it float, but we can glue ours back together again" "We can hit ours with a sledge hammer and NOT spend a dime in repairs, can you?" "Can I hit your hull with my sledge hammer?" "Ok, I hit the dang_______ (you fill in the blank) at 20 knots, so what's your point?" "And here you thought that Bumper Cars were fun!" "I don't care how big that fish is.... He is not going to out run my_________ equipped Triumph even IF he heads for the ROCKS you sissy! "Yep, the Coast Guard called me the other day. They said they needed to barrow my boat again for yet another SAR mission!" “3 things that will survive a nuclear attack”
Better pray that the BORG or the CYLONS don’t get a hold of this stuff, or the Galaxy is Toast! Wears like IRON, stays white like RICE… Roplene! And here you thought Icebreakers were tough! Hurricane Proof! Triumph Boats… Insurance company called, said zero detectable was “NO EXTRA CHARGE!” Tough like IRON smooth as “Snakes on Glass” Triumph Boats! You wish your Truck body was this TOUGH! Sorry you have leave to go WAX your boat again… Roplene… Resistance is Futile! So THAT is a dock? Now here I thought was a just long guide-on for my boat trailer! Who needs FENDERS! Triumph Boats…. Oyster Bars, Rocks, Low Tide… To boldly go / fish where no boat has gone before! Triumph Boats… What is WAX? Triumph Boats… Have you ever seen your cooler… 1. Crack 2. Fade 3. Sink Now do you get the picture? Took 3 weeks to hand build your hull, 45 minuets to “cook” mine… Now tell me how many generations did you have to finance yours for? You think Kevlar is tough? Let me hit your Hydro Sport with a hammer! Triumph Boats… Think your boat is fast? Wake me up when you’re done WAXING it! Race you home… Just call me and wake me up when you done WAXING it! Think I am going to go home and take my wife out for dinner… Call me for breakfest when you done WAXING your boat! Speed is King alright, I’ll have the cover on mine LONG before yours is even clean… Man those RUST stains look real nasty… Have fun getting that off your GLASS hull! No shine, No Wax, No Sweat… Triumph Boats! Just Flush and Wear… Triumph Boats! For the best results Water Daily… Triumph Boats! No rush at all, it takes me longer to PARK IT than clean it… Triumph Boats! Yep, banged up another Stainless prop the other day… Sure wish they made the prop out of the same stuff the HULL is! Roplene, what Black Boxes are made from! If they can’t make the entire Aircraft from Black Box material, then how about Roplene? Roplene, it’s even tougher than your Mother in Law! (even I have to admit that is a classic) Roplene, 5 times tougher and will last even longer than your FIBERGLASS Boat Loan! Got Roplene? Stronger than Bill Gates Wallet! Triumph Boats...
__________________
Dave the ComPutershark Boat Name "Sarcosuchus" 190 Bay equipped for Flats & Jungle Warfare
|
|
05-18-2006, 06:20 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
170CC Owner (Name: Effie) Chuck Thanks, Dad, for taking the time to show me how to fish!!
|
|
05-18-2006, 11:49 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
) and what about PONG... But yes, unlike these kids I interview for positions at the office, I can still drive a PC "Mouseless" and faster many times then they can! Ha-Ha... I also managed to rescue an old 8 track that I found at Mom and Dad's not long ago of Foreigner "Head Games" and I am thinking about putting it in a small picture frame in my office with the statement of.... "Don't let the fact that I still have hair fool you, and don't try and play HEADGAMES with me young man for I BOUGHT this when it was first released"  Maybe that will serve them notice (wishful thinking) that blowing your current version of sunshine is not getting you very far right now Too funny....
__________________
Dave the ComPutershark Boat Name "Sarcosuchus" 190 Bay equipped for Flats & Jungle Warfare
|
|
05-20-2006, 10:41 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
"Roplene, 5 times tougher and will last even longer than your FIBERGLASS Boat Loan!"
That's one I liked among others for those who are on payments. And people say I have tooo much time on my hands. Thanmks for all the 'quotes' for t-shirts.
|
|
05-20-2006, 05:46 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Glad you enjoyed them and if you notice the time I posted it John you would know why... I was sick for a few days this past week and was up and down all that night and that is what lack of sleep and sinus medicine will do to you
 Can you say "off the deep end" ! Ha-Ha....
__________________
Dave the ComPutershark Boat Name "Sarcosuchus" 190 Bay equipped for Flats & Jungle Warfare
|
|
05-21-2006, 12:43 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
My dealer gave me a shirt at the show,(not sure if he had them made or not) " REAL FISHERMEN DON'T WAX". Another good one off the Triumph video " MY BOAT CAN KICK YOUR BOAT'S BUTT"
|
|
05-21-2006, 06:02 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I'm liking the Real Fishermen Don't Wax more and more. may have to add it to the bottom of my site shirt
GGC
__________________
former owner of '01 logic 210cc with 140 johnson 4s former owner of '01 logic 186 cool bay w/115 yami 4s yellow over white Hurricane Phoenix 160 kayak
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Want to start a 'Triumph Boat Owners Club' in your area? | NCangler | Triumph Boat Owner Clubs | 19 | 04-19-2008 01:02 PM |
| Why Our Family Bought A Triumph | OspreyVic | Triumph Boat Articles | 6 | 04-06-2008 07:03 PM |
| Considering a Triumph | OffshoreDreamer | Triumph in General | 6 | 04-10-2007 10:19 AM |
| Why does Triumph get a bad rap??? | BigGrin | Triumph in General | 9 | 01-24-2006 01:44 PM |
| NOTE: Triumph Dealers and Employees please read this! | NCangler | Admin Announcements | 0 | 11-17-2004 12:28 AM |
Linear Mode
